awaitin' dawn ta come
when he did
she spread her legs
and got it on with the Sun
He stroked and stroked
with his rays,
she sang a moany song
She had to rub some lotion on
for they did it all day long
He bust at dusk
and with a thrust
he flushed the earth in flood
but she was safely up the hill
where she gave birth in the mud
the babe was of miraculous,
immaculate conception...
Thank the Heavens,
Mother Earth had no contraception!
