As I think about the people
and all their petty wars,
I scratch one of my pubic hairs
and wonder what all it's for
My pubic hairs are plenty,
many more than i can count
I sure wish i had a penny
for each one that i squeeze out
some are short, some are long
some are brown, some are blonde
some are weak, some are strong
but at least they all can get along
a peaceful bunch, and fun to see
they always keep me company
If all those hairs can get along
then i wonder why cant we?
I love to set them free,
run the streets all in the nude
I sure do love those pubic hairs
except when i find them in my food
I must admit i will forgive
can't hold a grudge for long
if it wasn't for my pubic hairs
how would i keep my weiner warm?
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